查看完整版本: What are you? Pick the month you were born in ~~

What are you? Pick the month you were born in ~~

What are you?
(based on this post: [url=http://forums.battle/]http://forums.battle[/url].net/thread.html?topicId=11675540152&sid=3000)

Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I PKed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I looted
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I went to a party last night with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12- I ran shirtless with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - Tyrael
02 - Akara
03 - The Cow King
04 - Diablo
05 - Deckard Cain
06 - A soulstone
07 - some necromancer
08 - Charsi the Blacksmith (Hi!)
09 - a Horadric Cube
10 - All three Prime Evils
11 - Mephisto
12 - Baal
13 - A lezBN Amazon
14 - a rainbow
15 - Andariel
16 - All three Prime Evils
17 - Jay Wilson
18 - A Witchdoctor
19 - A female barbarian
20 - Ormus (whom you now speak to)
21 - A male barbarian
22 - The Countess
23 - King Leoric
24 - A whole tribe of Fallen Ones AND Rakanishu
25 - The Butcher
26 - Shenk the Overseer
27 - Ulmo.Vala
28 - Bashiok
29 - A Dune Thresher
30 - Wirt
31 - Wirt's Leg

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because I just had to stay a while and listen
Black - At the Arcane Sanctum
Pink - Because I just don't trust Nihlathak
Red - because DIablo always was a little b*tch
Blue - because the Worldstone was destroyed and things have been f**ked up lately....
Polka Dots - because I ran out of stamina
Purple - because my inventory was full
Gray - because I'm a noob
Other - because I'm tired of waiting for D3
Green - because I am not the archangel Tyrael...
Orange - because I couldn't find the true tomb of Tal'Rasha
Turqoise - because I Baal told me to!
Brown - because i like rainbows
Shirtless - because I ran out of mana


这作者对diablo太有爱了
本来想翻译一下，让大家娱乐娱乐，无奈难度太大，只好把原文贴出来了